Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Jeremy's WWE Raw Review

Raw Review:

1. CM Punk calls out Big Johnny. Instead we get Johnny Cena, who also calls out Mr. JL. Leading to...

2. CM Punk/John Cena vs Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger. Good match to start Raw. Ziggler came out looking more like the star he really is leading to his WWE title match with Punk on Sunday.

3. Punk challenges Big Johnny for tonight and its accepted. This story has followed the Austin/McMahon playbook to the letter so far, that being said if Mick Foley comes out tonight dressed as Dude Love to stop this match, Im gonna laugh my ass off.

4. The Return of the Highlight Reel. After a cool video of Y2J's history in WWE, he speaks! And apparently this Sunday will be the end of the world as we know it. Groovy.

5. Falls Count Anywhere: Zack Ryder vs Kane. Did Ryder dig up VKM's dead father just to piss in his face? Kane embraces his Hate all over Ryder and puts him through the stage. Just when I thought WWE couldnt bury him any deeper.

6. Sheamus vs Jinder Mahal w/ Wade Barrett on commentary. Yes folks its Ginger vs Jinder here on Raw. Other than me giggling about that fun fact, this match was garbage. After the match Sheamus challenges Barrett who powders out.

7. Miz and R-Truth argue backstage like two teen girls on a Twilight message board. Insert Big Johnny who makes their match tonight more interesting by giving the winner the #30 spot in the Rumble, and the loser #1.

8. Funkasaurus vs Heath Slatter. In my house Brodus is king. He makes this gimmick work. Dusty Rhodes had polka dots, Brodus Clay has this. Its all about taking what is handed to you and going with it.

9. R-Truth vs Miz. Miz proves to be the 'Spray Tanned Superman' on his way to losing his shot at #30.

10. Breaking News: Zack Ryder has a broken back and I have a broken heart. Are you serious, bro?

11. Big Johnny gets a fax and we get his best attempt at acting worried.

12. CM Punk vs John Laurinaitis. The board of directors declares that Big Johnny is under review as GM, and he backs out of their match. David Otunga attacks Punk, but in no time Mr. Sweater Vest is taken down and made to cry like a little bitch. GTS to Big Johnny!!!!! OMG that felt good to type. Dolph from behind with the Zig Zag to close the show. Good way to bring the WWE title back to the forefront this Sunday.

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